Shortarmguy and the Dude Show

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Shortarmguy Pitches For The Other Team!

Britney Spears, Katie Holmes, Nicole Kidman... Do we have your attention now? What do these three lovely ladies have to do with Shortarmguy and the Dude Show? Well, nothing really... we just discuss them in our brand new Episode Seven!!

Learn about what wholesome activities team members of the Minnesota Vikings are involved in on their bye week off! Hear about how Britney might try to one up Paris Hilton with a brand new home sex video! And Shortarmguy discusses how much he has in common with Tom Cruise; it's more than you might think...

Listen to the all new, all exciting Episode Seven now!!

10/12/05 - Update! Shortarmguy alleged during yesterday's podcast that the Dude made up the whole story regarding the Vikings boat trip sex scandal. Lo and behold, the entire Twin Cities' media (radio, television and newspapers) are making the story today's front page news. Remember, you heard it FIRST on Shortarmguy and the Dude Show!

Front page coverage of the Vikings Sex Party in the Minneapolis Star Tribune

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Shortarmguy Educates Us with His Knowledge of the Love Tube!

It's been a long three weeks, but Shortarmguy and the Dude are back and stronger than ever! In our new episode we discuss the family Spears, what happened with Renee Zellweger and that country guy she just divorced, and how Shortarmguy is no stranger to the pole.

Listen now to our brand new sixth episode!

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Let's All Go To The Fair with Shortarmguy and the Dude!

Shortarmguy spent a long two weeks recovering in the hospital from a crushed trachea suffered at (literally) the hands of the Dude. The Dude has since found stronger tranquilizers and we're back with Episode Five!

This week, we reflect on all the exciting sights (and unique smells) we both experienced at the Minnesota State Fair (including the Dude's experience with Tommy Lee and the rest of Motley Crue), the anticipation of the upcoming football season, and why Mr. T shouldn't return to the ring as Clubber Lang in Rocky VI.

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Thursday, August 18, 2005

Episode Four Will Have You Gasping For Air!

This week's show finds Shortarmguy and the Dude discussing such pressing topics such as: Why we shouldn't be upset about high gas prices, Demi Moore concentrating on making babies with Ashton (when she should be focusing on why every movie she's made over the past ten years blows), and how Jennifer Connely likes to stay busy while she's gettin' freaky with her hubby.

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Thursday, August 11, 2005

Shortarmguy Shockingly Admits in Episode Three that He Wears Dresses and Dreams about George Foreman!

In this third installment of Shortarmguy and the Dude Show, we learn about Iron Mike Tyson's venture into the adult film industry, how new evidence proves that Marilyn Monroe apparently took a shine to the ladies as well as the men in her life, and we boldly travel into the science arena to discover the true reason why men have nipples.

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Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Shortarmguy Raps in Episode Number Two!

Shortarmguy and the Dude are back with episode number two! In this edition, we discuss the offer of 40 goats and 20 cows to Bill Clinton in exchange for his daughter Chelsea, the Dude's slightly disturbing fondness of Al Gore's beard, Shortarmguy's fantasy of a trailer trash Britney Spears and the world premiere of the Shortarmguy Rap!

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